Alternate names for Batman

So, according to Batman Begins, he named himself after bats because they were his biggest fear. Here are other names he was considering:

1. Falling Boy

2. The Gliding Orphan

3. Unable to Live Up to Family Legacy Avenger

4. Colonel Katie Holmes Thinks I'm Shallow

5. Captain The Big Hole in the Yard

6. Super Maybe it Was My Fault That Dad Died

7. My City is an Irredeemable Shithole, Man