Thursday, June 19, 2008
Best Movie Coming Out in the Next Few Months
Does he only do movies now that let him have that balding Shakespeare hair?
I am pretty sure Nicholas Cage came up with this movie idea/title himself.
Nicholas Cage lands in Bangkok and sees the Temple of the Emerald Buddha.
Nicholas Cage goes to famous food bazar and samples the local delicacies.
Nicholas Cage finds himself in a bar later partying it up with the locals.
Nicholas Cage finds you can get two prostitutes for the equivalent of 10 US dollars.
Two months later, Nicholas Cage finds himself staring at an H.I.V. positive test at his estate in L.A.